kassienipples:

dadvevo:

my crush: hi

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Hahahah

(Source: brititsh)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

no-need-4-hats-thx:

if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker

(Source: angelic-pooper)

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

(Source: quinnelsa)

suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: pupexe)

fabocado:

crocsandspock:

when telling a story to your friends

This movie though

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(Source: pupexe)