killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

When I wake up on my birthday:

sodamnrelatable:

What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

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When I try to scare my friend

sodamnrelatable:

I’m like

Their reaction

but when they scare me I’m like

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Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours

sodamnrelatable:

You: Yeah, sure thing.

Next hour and a half…

And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…

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